[OHPV-list] Tweety Chirps

[Jeff Wills]

Brilliant! I'm going to print this on my Tour Easy's fairing (with a
little editing) once I finish painting it... one of these days.


>
> Recumbent Psalm
>
> My Bacchetta is my ride choice, I shall not hurt.
> It carrieth me, pain-free, past bright green pastures;
> It flieth like an Aero beside the still waters.
> It restoreth my butt.
> It taketh me on the bike trails of the world, in great joy
> and without the need of chamois cream.
>
> Yea, though I ride in the valley with diamond framers
> I will fear no hill; for my recumbent is under me.
> My granny and my recurve seat they comfort me.
> The event-coordinators preparest a table before me in the presence
> of the diamond frames.
> The support crew anointeth my drive train with Tri-Flow;
> my CamelBak runneth over.
>
> Surely tailwinds and chipseal-free roads shall be with me all the hours
> of my callous-free rides, and I will fly like the wind, past countless
> diamond frames,
> on my lovely Aero... forever.
>
> Amen.


Jeff Wills

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening
through a cosmic vapor of invention!" --Mel Brooks